Tuesday, December 21, 2088

Scooby Dooby Doo: The Greatest (Faux) Ghost Chaser


When I was kid, my mom always let me watch Scooby Doo, a show that is older than all of this time traveling. She told me that it has been a family tradition to watch the show, and I have to say, I loved and still love every moment of it. I try not to tell people this because most consider a show like Scooby Doo to be elementary for the times. That may be so, but that changes nothing.

As I look back and wonder where this all began, I now understand that one dog changed my life. Here I am, all grown up and chasing ghosts through time. I woke up this morning and thought, “What I am doing is unreal!” Well, it’s real, and I am hearing news that the public may have discovered our efforts.

Believe it or not, but it sounds like some janitor traveling through time saw us running after the enemy, and has started to speak up to random people in time. A janitor? I mean, c’mon. I’ve been waiting for a duel with those Time Fighters, but not a janitor. Regardless, we’re not shutting our doors until we become ghosts through time ourselves.

I’ve been hearing a lot about a case regarding 9/11 that Organization X is evaluating. I just want to say that any change to any large-scale event will have a drastic effect on my job. That is one ripple effect I do not want to live. And you wonder why I don’t vote.

Whoa! Now that was way off track for what I was talking about. After trekking through a portal in quadrant XVIIM, our team wound up in 1974, which is one of the weirdest times ever. Ever heard of bell-bottoms? Don’t bother looking them up. Seriously, don’t.
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The ghost we were chasing looked to be in a female in her mid-20s,
and my guess was that she wanted to spoil the party before the party spoiled her. We found her wandering around some college dorm in a state called Utah. And then we saw her again, sitting 30 feet away. This is truly unbelievable.

This ghost wanted to kill herself. I’ve seen some crazy shit, but never a ghost trying to kill their earlier self. I told Anna to go talk to her. Anna looked at me like I was nuts. What can I say to calm a chick down? I can’t even keep a girlfriend. I would probably push the ghost to do the deed faster.

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So what does Anna do? She jumps back into the fog portal and tells me to screw off. Whatever. Jerry and I were almost about to watch and see what happens, but Anna jumps back with the grappler, nabs the ghost, and we head out.

It doesn’t matter how it ended because, really, what if the ghost had killed herself? I mean, I’m no ghost, but that’s like killing two lives. Wouldn’t be easier to just go relax and disco somewhere instead?

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